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© alvin-yeslikethechipmunk, Via markhoppus
good thing i always keep a shotgun on my left….
**EDIT**
i actually want to know what it is that is next to you
for me it is actually an animal patterned blanket (fleece)
so what is yours?
A pint of Hacker Pschorr Weiss…
Fuck. Yes.my sofa? FUCK YEAH
Well well well. Hello ridiculously expensive knife set. I knew you’d come in handy one day.
Three fucking pillows?! FUCK ME! I’m assimilating.
A four year old girl…….great, now she can play my little pony with the zombies while I kick back.
a photo scanner. i will document the chaos.
a blanket with an eagle on it.
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squiddleblob reblogged this from enstasy and added:
A cushion?
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thedreampolice reblogged this from enstasy and added:
My Nikon. Alright. I can see this happening.
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enstasy reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha
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newmoonwitch reblogged this from thetruthbetween and added:
A cup of tea, well I’m fucked.
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thetruthbetween reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
A gun. That is highly useful. Unfortunately, it’s a Nerf gun, which isn’t quite as useful.
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ma-belle-michelle reblogged this from whattheyforgettotellyou and added:
My cell phone, a pillow, and a can of paint…? Um. This doesn’t bode well for me.
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lexysauce reblogged this from thetruekamui and added:
Well, I’m laying on my left side, so does that mean I can use my queen size memory foam mattress? I’ll just hide under...
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saelokason reblogged this from jaraxxus and added:
An automatic rifle with crosses and a bible verse glued to it. Dude, I totally sound like I was A) prepared for this, B)...
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rebakitt3n reblogged this from ssaalexblake and added:
TV remote and a cat? I’m fucked.
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lalalanatic reblogged this from boxos-house-of-cardboard and added:
A FUCKING WALL. COME AT ME.
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whattheyforgettotellyou reblogged this from rogueokami and added:
The cat. Uhhhh
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rogueokami reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
yankee candle? Or a steam cleaner XD
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ssaalexblake reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
AN EMPTY CAN OF SPRITE THAT IS SITTING ON ONE OF MY CRIMINAL MINDS S6 DVD’S AS A COASTER. ooops
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jaraxxus reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
…a box of Kleenex. Welp.
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hello-gallifrey likes this
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thetruekamui reblogged this from hello-gallifrey and added:
Does Jordan count as a weapon?
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hello-gallifrey reblogged this from meetatgunpoint and added:
A 23oz can of Arizona tea. :|
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hersassycondesce reblogged this from cronux and added:
drawing of sollux
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perfect-prefect-percy reblogged this from cronux and added:
A pin cushion :l
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cronux reblogged this from idjit-assbutts and added:
… its a small pillar
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itsjustagood-story reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha and added:
well well well, a bottle of water. ALWAYS COOL.
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idjit-assbutts reblogged this from namelessherefornevermore and added:
Loki action figure. I APPROVE.
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gcummings reblogged this from jemily-faberritana and added:
My closet’s mirror? Or my phone charger…
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namelessherefornevermore reblogged this from meetatgunpoint and added:
I don’t think my mother will fare very well as a weapon….
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jemily-faberritana reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
An unfinished Starry Night puzzle…maybe the zombies will try to finish it while I get away!
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but-i-like-hope-puns reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha and added:
Pointing into my closet… Two tennis rackets? Well at least the zombies will get a good laugh as they kill me.
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qrswave reblogged this from 50shadesofsasha
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50shadesofsasha reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
Candy Corn. uh.
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meetatgunpoint reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
Nilla Wafers.
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regina-skywalker reblogged this from ayjayalexander and added:
A oscilating window fan? well at least it can come in handy for SOMEHTING because it certainly doesn’t keep it cool in...
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sweetansourbraincells reblogged this from shinyglace0n and added:
A glue stick, scissors, camera, highlighter, some pens and pencils annnnnnddd a colored pencil…
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shinyglace0n reblogged this from omelettesandwich and added:
Madeline alarm clock.
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ayjayalexander reblogged this from just-otp-feelings and added:
My 8 pound Chihuahua. Oh lord…
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just-otp-feelings reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
wow a fucking giant chair wtf dude
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ribbonsncurls reblogged this from whatisitcalledagain and added:
Glass if wine bitches, i cut you!
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whatisitcalledagain reblogged this from bewilderingtopractice and added:
A motherfucking chair! YES!
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you-can-always-do-more reblogged this from slapthefatcat and added:
I have the two tomes of War and Peace. I guess I’ll just open it and read it aloud and they’ll go away? Or maybe hit...
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sonic-the-muthaf--king-hedgehog reblogged this from larstenobar
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slapthefatcat reblogged this from flameoalchemist and added:
Slapthefatcat: Pillow. This should be interesting.
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star-grrrl reblogged this from galliprayin and added:
well that works out wonderfully
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animexfanatic reblogged this from flameoalchemist and added:
yeah i get an apple, you zombies are going down :D
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galliprayin reblogged this from justthefactsmaam and added:
a huge ass pile of books. At least I won’t be bored.
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